What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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{RING} {RING}

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.